Waited 100 Years A World Series Ring Close Enough

What Chicago Cub former player is known as "Mr. Cub"?

Ernie Banks known as 'Mr. Cub'

Ernie Banks hit more homeruns than anyone in the majors during 1955 to 1960, including Mickey Mantle, Henry Aaron, and Willie Mays, which was 248 homeruns in that time period.

Burt seriously, don't beat your kids..

Burt seriously, don't beat your kids... unless t

unless they want to be a Cubs fan...

She isn't even old enough...

Even 100 years isn't enough...

*MATURE* The Hat Game…

A Cardinal fan, a Brewer fan and a Cub fan, all wearing caps from their favorite team are walking down the sidewalk. They happen to notice human feet sticking out from some bushes. Concerned that the person might be injured, they go behind the bushes and find a woman, passed out drunk and stark naked. The Cardinal fan, being the chivalrous gentleman that he is took off his hat and put it over her right breast. The Brewer fan followed suit putting his hat over her left breast. Then the Cub fan took off his hat and put it over her groin. Having done their gentlemanly duty, they go on their way.

A little while later two police officers discover the woman. The senior officer starts investigating, Checks under the Cardinal hat and jots something down in his notebook; Looks under the Brewer hat and jots something down in his notebook, checks under the Cubs hat and is about to write something down when he stops and with a startled look on his face says “wait a minute,” checks again and says “well what do you know” and jots something down in his notebook. His partner says “What are you looking for?” and he responds “Oh, nothing, it’s just that usually when I look under a Cubs hat I find an @sshole.”

Sign that hung in my Dad's office for years:

Sign that hung in my Dad's office for years:

WILL THE LADY WHO LEFT HER NINE KIDS AT WRIGLEY FIELD PLEASE PICK THEM UP?

THEY'RE BEATING THE CUBS 4-1 IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SEVENTH.

Woah what is that

What is that ...... lol?